Blade 3 Trinity
5:46 pm
Original Date posted: Wed, 27 August 2003 11:52:41
Post: Today I was struck with the completely totally awesome news that another trilogy will complete itself by the end of 2004. That trilogy being Blade the top croft leather coasting vampire flick with Wesley Snipes. Insert heart-felt sarcasm towards Hollywood's imaginitive film making, ability to always push the boundaries of movies, their originality and above all their evil evil EVIL greed. The title of the movie; "Blade: Trinity". Sounds holy; holy matrix like. The only thing I need more than a new blade movie is Wesley Snipes turning up at my house and stealing all my buffy videos to gain points in "slaying with ease" from the buffmeister herself. I enjoyed the first movie. I hated the plot line and CGI of the second and the third - in the trend of sequels - will have a more extravagant storyline, more and bigger stunts and everything except the acting, plot, direction and screenplay made more impressive in order to make the audience say 'woah - cool' that one extra time. < Long sentence, I apologise. The very slight chance of this movie being worthy to watch comes with a new cast member, Jessica Biel. If she can pull off some decent acting along with all her clothes, then I'll give my hard earned cash to see it. Otherwise what's the point?
Conclusion: Avoid Hollywood and see the latest Coppola movie.
Rant over. Bleh. Eat my motherhubbing blade you vampyr playing skum!
Post: Today I was struck with the completely totally awesome news that another trilogy will complete itself by the end of 2004. That trilogy being Blade the top croft leather coasting vampire flick with Wesley Snipes. Insert heart-felt sarcasm towards Hollywood's imaginitive film making, ability to always push the boundaries of movies, their originality and above all their evil evil EVIL greed. The title of the movie; "Blade: Trinity". Sounds holy; holy matrix like. The only thing I need more than a new blade movie is Wesley Snipes turning up at my house and stealing all my buffy videos to gain points in "slaying with ease" from the buffmeister herself. I enjoyed the first movie. I hated the plot line and CGI of the second and the third - in the trend of sequels - will have a more extravagant storyline, more and bigger stunts and everything except the acting, plot, direction and screenplay made more impressive in order to make the audience say 'woah - cool' that one extra time. < Long sentence, I apologise. The very slight chance of this movie being worthy to watch comes with a new cast member, Jessica Biel. If she can pull off some decent acting along with all her clothes, then I'll give my hard earned cash to see it. Otherwise what's the point?
Conclusion: Avoid Hollywood and see the latest Coppola movie.
Rant over. Bleh. Eat my motherhubbing blade you vampyr playing skum!
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