Shopping for Pineapples
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Original Date posted: Thu, 04 September 2003 06:56:23
Post: Today I went shopping with family members. We bought food, drink and half a kilogram of coffee. In a brief moment of excitement, I ran to the other side of the shop and back again to get a bottle of Robinson's "Orange and Mango" juice. I was faced with evil incarnate upon my arrival; the shelf was empty. I had to make a quick descision and picked up Sainsbury's own poorer quality version along with a carton of pure pineapple juice as a form of appeasement. Time was running out and in my dash back I knew I had failed my master. Alas! It was not true, the gifts were gratefully received and all in plenty of time. For that was a lucky one. I was rewarded with donuts and a roast chicken sandwich, selected from a fine array of goods. We sped home on our horses and quickly packed the food into the cupboards and refrigerators.
Life was good until I decided to give myself the pleasure of my first donut. Shock horror! They were gone! Eaten, all of them. No treat for you mister. It was the equivalent of sticking a cloven hoove in my face; master's spouse had devoured them all! I now seek and plot my vengeance. This tale is not over my friends, far from it.
I started Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World". Nice lengthy intro telling us all about social engineering, I love it. Spent two hours watching rat race, started off promisingly, in a lame comedy kind of way, I enjoyed Rowan Atkinson and Amy Smart was luxurious. But the flying cow, Whoopi Goldberg, Smash mouth, Hitler's car, the whole family, Cuba Gooding Junior, the bus, the man that couldn't talk properly, ruined it. And there was no nude toenail clipping scene! How dare they build up my hopes.
On a side note: Sky One who are showing ~every~ episode of Buffy on weekdays, currently showing season 5, should have been playing one of the best episodes ever... "The Body" in which Buffy confronts the death of her mom. It is a masterpiece in tv and Sky One decided to SKIP IT> THEY SKIPPED THE BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE FUCKING SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They officially suck balls.
Post: Today I went shopping with family members. We bought food, drink and half a kilogram of coffee. In a brief moment of excitement, I ran to the other side of the shop and back again to get a bottle of Robinson's "Orange and Mango" juice. I was faced with evil incarnate upon my arrival; the shelf was empty. I had to make a quick descision and picked up Sainsbury's own poorer quality version along with a carton of pure pineapple juice as a form of appeasement. Time was running out and in my dash back I knew I had failed my master. Alas! It was not true, the gifts were gratefully received and all in plenty of time. For that was a lucky one. I was rewarded with donuts and a roast chicken sandwich, selected from a fine array of goods. We sped home on our horses and quickly packed the food into the cupboards and refrigerators.
Life was good until I decided to give myself the pleasure of my first donut. Shock horror! They were gone! Eaten, all of them. No treat for you mister. It was the equivalent of sticking a cloven hoove in my face; master's spouse had devoured them all! I now seek and plot my vengeance. This tale is not over my friends, far from it.
I started Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World". Nice lengthy intro telling us all about social engineering, I love it. Spent two hours watching rat race, started off promisingly, in a lame comedy kind of way, I enjoyed Rowan Atkinson and Amy Smart was luxurious. But the flying cow, Whoopi Goldberg, Smash mouth, Hitler's car, the whole family, Cuba Gooding Junior, the bus, the man that couldn't talk properly, ruined it. And there was no nude toenail clipping scene! How dare they build up my hopes.
On a side note: Sky One who are showing ~every~ episode of Buffy on weekdays, currently showing season 5, should have been playing one of the best episodes ever... "The Body" in which Buffy confronts the death of her mom. It is a masterpiece in tv and Sky One decided to SKIP IT> THEY SKIPPED THE BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE FUCKING SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They officially suck balls.
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