Darkness and Miss Sparky
6:38 pm
Original Date posted: Thu, 21 August 2003 06:13:39
Post: Vernon: So what I mean is, no matter how fast light travels, darkness is already there waiting for it.
Chase: That's pretty pessimistic. Thanks for dampening the conversation.
Jobe: But you see without light there can be no darkness, its a contrast, dark needs light.
Vernon: No you're wrong, without light there would be nothing but darkness
Jobe: Without light there would be nothing, darkness without light is like death without life. It's simple, one needs the other to exist.
Vernon: What are you talking about? There is only an absence of darkness because of light.
Chase: *switches off lamp* See? Oh sorry, you don't my bad, no light. *switches light back on* Can we get back to counting the money?
Vernon: Wait up, I want to see if Jobe can back up his argument. Just now, we had darkness cause there was no light, correct?
Jobe: Yeah
Vernon: Well there we go.
Jobe: But that's only because you are basing your perception of darkness in a place where you have seen light.
Vernon: Now you're just going over my head, you can't win the argument by confusing me.
Jobe: Im sorry, shall I re-phrase?
Chase: No, time is of the essence. You see the small hand on that clock? Its past the four, meaning we should get a move on.
Vernon: Yeah good point, don't want Miss Sparky here waking up and finding her dog is stuffed
Chase: I think she would be more concerned about her husband
Jobe: Can we get back to the point?
Chase: Which is?
Jobe: Im right, he's wrong.
Vernon: Oh. So you mean to say, if I blocked out the sun, the whole world wouldn't be under a shadow?
Jobe: Exactly, the shadow is caused due to a lack of light.
Vernon: No, the darkness was already there, it was covered by the light.
Jobe: It's all about perception. Im right, you're wrong.
Chase: Maybe, but Im done and leaving. Tell Sparky Im sorry about the wine stain.
Vernon: Hold up, what's your count?
Chase: 2200
Jobe: Do we have enough for the insurance?
Vernon: Not If my count is correct
Jobe: Shit. Mexico?
Post: Vernon: So what I mean is, no matter how fast light travels, darkness is already there waiting for it.
Chase: That's pretty pessimistic. Thanks for dampening the conversation.
Jobe: But you see without light there can be no darkness, its a contrast, dark needs light.
Vernon: No you're wrong, without light there would be nothing but darkness
Jobe: Without light there would be nothing, darkness without light is like death without life. It's simple, one needs the other to exist.
Vernon: What are you talking about? There is only an absence of darkness because of light.
Chase: *switches off lamp* See? Oh sorry, you don't my bad, no light. *switches light back on* Can we get back to counting the money?
Vernon: Wait up, I want to see if Jobe can back up his argument. Just now, we had darkness cause there was no light, correct?
Jobe: Yeah
Vernon: Well there we go.
Jobe: But that's only because you are basing your perception of darkness in a place where you have seen light.
Vernon: Now you're just going over my head, you can't win the argument by confusing me.
Jobe: Im sorry, shall I re-phrase?
Chase: No, time is of the essence. You see the small hand on that clock? Its past the four, meaning we should get a move on.
Vernon: Yeah good point, don't want Miss Sparky here waking up and finding her dog is stuffed
Chase: I think she would be more concerned about her husband
Jobe: Can we get back to the point?
Chase: Which is?
Jobe: Im right, he's wrong.
Vernon: Oh. So you mean to say, if I blocked out the sun, the whole world wouldn't be under a shadow?
Jobe: Exactly, the shadow is caused due to a lack of light.
Vernon: No, the darkness was already there, it was covered by the light.
Jobe: It's all about perception. Im right, you're wrong.
Chase: Maybe, but Im done and leaving. Tell Sparky Im sorry about the wine stain.
Vernon: Hold up, what's your count?
Chase: 2200
Jobe: Do we have enough for the insurance?
Vernon: Not If my count is correct
Jobe: Shit. Mexico?
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