Sitcom Phucks
11:15 am
Original Date posted: Tue, 09 September 2003 08:48:53
Post: Eugh. Im bored. Need some form of action. I am stuck here with my White Zombie and my fatigue doing bugger all on a tuesday. Ger-argh! So far today I have eaten some fruit and fibre and made a cup of coffee. Survival of the fittest. Yesterday I learnt how to cook a top notch english breakfast; as in beans, bacon, fried eggs, potato waffles, sausages, bacon, toast and a cup of coffee to go with it. I then ate it. I proceeded to do nothing yesterday as well; execept for the development of an anti image leeching script which works wonderfully (just try it!). My head hurts. My eyes hurt.
Took some time out last night to design a new desktop, will be posting it soon.
Also watched some of Naked Gun 33 1/3 last night, terrible terrible movie but caused some stifled laughs. Also watched some lame "2 pints and a packet of crisps", more stifled laughter. Great. I sure love a tv series that tells you where to laugh, just in case you don't find one of the repeated jokes the nadir of hilarity.
Pretentious - something that is "intended to attract notice and impress others". Is there a word that means, "intended to attract notice and force others to laugh through purposeful jokes that are not actually funny, but are instead set up through a chain of events that are also not actually funny, to try and make the final event seem more funny than it actually is," or can I just redefine pretentious to my liking? I despise the low class low joke comedy sitcom no brainer predictable un-spontaneous token sarcastic guy/dumb guy/fussy guy/sensible guy shit. Give me some Cheers re-runs now please.
Post: Eugh. Im bored. Need some form of action. I am stuck here with my White Zombie and my fatigue doing bugger all on a tuesday. Ger-argh! So far today I have eaten some fruit and fibre and made a cup of coffee. Survival of the fittest. Yesterday I learnt how to cook a top notch english breakfast; as in beans, bacon, fried eggs, potato waffles, sausages, bacon, toast and a cup of coffee to go with it. I then ate it. I proceeded to do nothing yesterday as well; execept for the development of an anti image leeching script which works wonderfully (just try it!). My head hurts. My eyes hurt.
Took some time out last night to design a new desktop, will be posting it soon.
Also watched some of Naked Gun 33 1/3 last night, terrible terrible movie but caused some stifled laughs. Also watched some lame "2 pints and a packet of crisps", more stifled laughter. Great. I sure love a tv series that tells you where to laugh, just in case you don't find one of the repeated jokes the nadir of hilarity.
Pretentious - something that is "intended to attract notice and impress others". Is there a word that means, "intended to attract notice and force others to laugh through purposeful jokes that are not actually funny, but are instead set up through a chain of events that are also not actually funny, to try and make the final event seem more funny than it actually is," or can I just redefine pretentious to my liking? I despise the low class low joke comedy sitcom no brainer predictable un-spontaneous token sarcastic guy/dumb guy/fussy guy/sensible guy shit. Give me some Cheers re-runs now please.
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